[30+] Best Valentines Day Quotes for Singles Funny

February is the month for lovers and gives opportunity to them express your feelings to the person you are in love. But there may be some of your friends who are still not in relationship, for them we are sharing valentines day quotes for singles funny messages. This will help them to get rid of the loneliness they feel during the most romantic day of the year. We have shared lot of valentine’s day cute quotes, images, wishes and greetings here. You can send valentines messages to him or her to express your love.

Valentine’s day is celebrated after the valentines week that is from 7 to 13 February. You can enjoy all Feb love days with your best friends by sending funny valentine’s quotes and puns. The only purpose of sharing hilarious text messages with friends is to bring smile on their face and to give them company. Some people also share funny puns to tease their lover or buddies.

Best Valentines Day Quotes for Singles Funny

Best Valentines Day Quotes for Singles Funny

  • Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
  • Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
  • Yes, I’m alone. But I’m alone and free.
  • Husbands are like fires – they go out when they’re left unattended.
  • If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
  • Valentine’s Day is for couples. We SINGLES have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy ourselves!
  • I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
  • If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
  • It’s almost Valentines Day and I still don’t know what to get myself yet.
  • I wanted to buy you flowers, but I thought they might get envious of your beauty.
  • Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
  • I don’t need Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.
  • I am single because I was born that way. Happy Valentine’s Day
  • True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
  • If Valentine’s day is for couples then the other 364 days are for me 😀
  • True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
  • Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength.
  • Valentine’s Day can be a tough day for people without a special someone. Thank you for making Valentine’s Day easy on me.
  • What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
  • I have love in my life. I just don’t have a relationship, and that feels really natural right now.
  • I wanted to buy you chocolates, but I thought they might be envious of your sweetness.
  • Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
  • I never really understood the word ‘loneliness’. As far as I was concerned, I was in an orgy with the sky and the ocean, and with nature.
  • Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
  • Dear Alcohol… Will you be my valentine?
  • Life without you is like a broken pencil: pointless.
  • I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
  • To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
  • You cannot be with someone just because you don’t want to hurt him. You have your own happiness to think about.
  • I know why I am single. My parents-in-law were not able to have children.
  • You’re not a coward just because you don’t want to hurt people.
  • Happy Valentine’s Day. There is someone for everyone but wasn’t really thinking about you.
  • This year My Valentine is My Bed. We will spend time watching TV, eating and best of all cuddling & sleeping together.
  • If you can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.
  • Would like to remind any unhappy souls today that St Valentine was beaten to death with clubs.
  • Valentine Eve: worst time of the year…..constantly remind how single you are or stuck with this looser cupid picked out for you.
  • Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Pick any text from above shared valentines day quotes for singles funny to make your best friend laugh. You can send this popular sayings to special female and male friends.

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