[30+] Best Funny Valentines Day Quotes for Lovers and Friends

Valentine’s day is the widely celebrated holiday of the year. All the lovers around the globe enjoy this day by sending wishes and greetings, hangout and exchange gifts. Apart from girlfriend and boyfriend, true buddies can also share funny valentines day quotes for friends to make them smile. You can also tease your close friends by sending them valentine’s day funny puns but later on don’t forget to apologize as true buddies are hard to find.

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In every relationship humor play a key role, if you can make your partner smile then you will be having a good relation with him/her. So on this valentine’s day send your lover valentines day funny quotes to bring a smile on his/her face and to make your partner’s day extra special. If your friend or lover is angry from you then 14 February day is the perfect time to get rid of that anger situation and become lovebirds again.

Best Funny Valentines Day Quotes for Lovers and Friends

Best Funny Valentines Day Quotes Every One

Searching for funny quotes for 14 February, below you will find a hilarious collection of famous sayings that you can send to your friends and colleagues.

  • Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. – Groucho Marx
  • Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
  • Love is a grave mental disease. – By Plato
  • Waiting until the last minute to buy a Valentines Day gift gives the unmarried sweethearts the opportunity to change the recipient of their affection. Retailers need to carry more light-hearted items that don’t put too much love pressure on a couple. – Marc Joseph
  • A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. – Helen Rowland
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. – Cathy Carlyle
  • All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
  • Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. – Mickey Rooney
  • Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.
  • Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. – Groucho Marx
  • I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. – Walt Disney
  • I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.- Rita Rudner
  • Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
  • Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. – Helen Rowland
  • What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. – Pearl Bailey
  • I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. – Tracy Smith
  • True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
  • Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults. – Thomas Szasz
  • Valentine’s Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce and exploit gender stereotypes.
  • It’s funny how we set qualifications to the right person to love, when we know at the back of our heads the person whom we truly love will always be an exception. – Ally McBeal
  • Love wouldn’t be blind if the Braille weren’t so damned much fun.
  • I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. – Tracy Smith
  • Nothing says ‘You’re special’ like a mass-produced sentiment written by someone else.
  • Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day. – Jay Leno
  • Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
  • I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time. – Hilaire Belloc
  • It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. – Laurence J. Peter
  • Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion. – Mirabeau
  • Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
  • It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. –  Fred Allen
  • Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day.
  • I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. – Tracy Smith
  • Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. – Peter Ustinov
  • It’s funny how we set qualifications to the right person to love, when we know at the back of our heads the person whom we truly love will always be an exception. – Ally McBeal

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