[50+ BEST] Short Christmas Quotes Funny Wishes & Greetings 2018
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Bring a big smile on your friend’s face by sending him/her short Christmas quotes funny wishes and messages 2018. This will make your greetings standout from all other and will make your best buddy happy as well. Festival of Christmas is a time to celebrate and enjoy the occasion with your loved and dear ones. Youngsters love to spend this festive with friends and hang out with them. Everything on 25 December 2018 looks beautiful because of the decoration. How one can forget about wishing people who are close to his heart. Sending funny Christmas wishes for friends will help them to start the festival with a smile on their faces. You should also check out our post on beautiful handmade Christmas card images that you can design yourself or share the pictures through Whatsapp and Facebook.
Short Christmas Quotes Funny Wishes 2018
Wish every 101Greetings.Com visitor a very happy Merry Christmas in advance and for our visitors here we have gathered best funny Christmas one liners that can be shared with everyone. You can use these funny Xmas captions to cheer up someone’s mood and make him/her smile at the lovely festival of Christmas. Without much ado let’s jump onto the collection of hilarious Xmas wishes messages for best friends.
- Home is where the Christmas cookies and presents are!
- Why did Santa quit smoking? Because it was bad for his elf.
- Another Christmas already? Seriously, what the Elf?
- God bless us, every one! (Excluding ass*oles, of course.)
- Christmas is not about presents. It’s about family… and spiral ham…. and who in the family is bringing the spiral ham?
- May you be surrounded by ho’s this Christmas season.
- Be sure to keep the “mas” in Christmas… as in, “mas regalos por favor!” (Translated from Spanish for: “more presents please!”)
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is that he knows where all the bad girls live.
- If you warm me with your holiday spirit, I promise to inspire you with my holiday cheer. We’ll be disgustingly full of happiness together.
- Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
- You’re super nice. Wanna know how I know? The guy in a big red suit told me.
- Money’s scarce Times are hard Here’s your f**king Xmas card
- There’s pure joy in the discovery that the best presents are the people whose presence is solely for bringing presents.
- What does Santa call his little helpers? Subordinate clauses!
- Insert fruitcake joke, add ugly sweater = The best Xmas card ever made. You are welcome.
- Don’t say anything, but I think I just saw that creepy elf on the bookcase actually move.
- Whoever said “All is Calm” has never been to our house around Christmas. Some might say we’re not very bright, either.
- Bring on the joy! Bring on the cheer! Bring on the present swap game… I always dominate!
- Keep calm and wait for Santa.
- I know we say this every year… but let’s actually go caroling… No, I mean it! Our neighbors will love it…
- Santa is looking younger each year.
- That warm feeling isn’t just the Christmas spirit. I think you left the oven on.
- You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three things: a rainy day lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights.
- I might not believe in Santa, but I still believe in a good Christmas card!
- There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
- It’s your Christmas! March to the beat of your own little drummer boy.
- What do you call a kid who won’t sit on Santa’s lap? Claustrophobic!
- This holiday, let’s be more Christmas Carol ending and less Christmas Story beginning… where he shoots his eye out.
- May your nuts remain uncracked this holiday season.
- This holiday season let us treasure what is truly important in all our lives, the reason for the season: Cookies.
- Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
- Nobody loves Christmas more than me, and I love you even more than Christmas… or at least it’s close.
- What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
- You know those commercials where the present is a brand new car with a big red bow? Yeah, we’re not doing that.
- Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
- The 12 days of Christmas guy really had a thing about birds, huh? Let’s hope you don’t know anyone crazy enough to give you 23 birds this holiday season.
- One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present.
- “Give me an H! Gimme an O! Gimme an H! Gimme an O! Gimme an H! Gimme an O! What’s that spell? HO-HO-HOLIDAY CHEER!
- I put out for Santa. Cookies, I mean!
- You turn candy can’t into a candy cane!
- The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
- We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and you’re welcome – that song’s now stuck in your head all day.
- Bah humbug! (Just kidding – Merry Christmas!)
- Did you hear that? It’s either the magical jingling of eight flying reindeer pulling a miniature sleigh or it’s holiday tinnitus…
- The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
- If you ask Santa for a lump of coal this Christmas, how will we know if you’re naughty or nice? I guess we’ll never know…
- Sure, being on the Nice list gets your more presents, but being Naughty is its own reward.
- The only app I’d like for Christmas is a “hAPPy holiday.”
- Don we now our ugly sweaters.
- You make me love Christmas even more than I already do. And that’s saying something because I have all nine of Santa’s reindeer tattooed on my left thigh.
- You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.
- Christmas mysteries: What IS tinsel made of? Exactly what categorizes a drink as “nog?” How can I eat just one more cookie? Let’s find out together, shall we?