[45+ BEST] Sarcastic Valentines Day Quotes for Him & Her 2021

ByGreeter January 6, 2021January 9, 2021 January 9, 2021

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14 February is heading closer and true lovers are eagerly waiting for this day. Today we bring you the best sarcastic Valentine day quotes 2021 that you can share with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Every girl and boy wants to be loved by someone with a pure heart, who promises to be with you through thick and thin and this day is especially for them. You can make someone happy and make him/her feel good and special. You can celebrate this day with the love of your life and share valentines day images with love quotes to let the person know his importance in your life. A real-life love story is different from the one that you watch in movies so try to be honest with the person you love.

Sarcastic Valentines Day Quotes for Him & Her 2021

Let’s check out some of the most sarcastic Valentine’s day messages for him and her. You can share these quotes, wishes, and images on 14 February to celebrate Happy Valentines Day with your lover.

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81% of boys have girlfriends rest 19% have brain.
I want to share a grenade with you so let us do this: you are going to take the grenade and I’ll be taking the pin.
2 Minutes of silence for those 13 – 17 year old girls who think their boyfriends will marry them.
This may not be good for you but I think that those people who laugh last during jokes are the ones who think the slowest.
Psychology says, You are not afraid to love, you are afraid of not being loved back.
People say that nothing is ever impossible as long as you put your heart and soul in what you are doing. Apparently, they have never tried to slam a revolving door.
Being ignored by someone is okay but still texting them is a sin.
If you really want to save a tree, go eat a beaver.
I don’t need love, I need 5 million dollars.
They say that the grass is always going to be greener on the other side. I assure you the water bill must be higher too.
Just because it shows active, doesn’t mean that i’m free. These can also happen.
Having knowledge is to realize that it is a one-way street and to have wisdom is to know that you need to look on both directions for it.
1 word, 4 letters. Makes everyone sad. Seen.
If you want to learn new things, then stop doing it right and start doing it wrong because the best way to learn is from your mistakes.
Before falling in love Remember. A girl’s mood can change in just like 0.0003 seconds.
What is creativity but just knowing the right way to hide the sources you get your ideas from.
Never read old conversation after 11Pm. I repeat never.
I know that everyone has this right to being stupid but well, it seems that you are somehow abusing that privilege.
True love and loyal friends are two of the hardest things to find.
I hope that you never take life seriously because after all, it is not going to be permanent anyways, you are going to die at some point.
Raise your hand if you have a crush on someone who can never be yours.
You want to know the reason why they say talk is cheap? It is really simple, supply somehow always exceeds the demand.
Dear Ex… I won;t block you or delete you. i’m keeping you there, so you’re able to see how happy i am without you.
At the end of the day, everything you do then becomes everything you have done.
Who else is walking single into 2021?
Dear weather, don’t be so cool & romantic!!!.. We’re single
Do you believe in getting in love at first sight? At first fright? Or do I have to walk by you again and frighten you?
The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth you fall in love.
I really want to agree with you, with everything that you are saying but I really do not want us both to be wrong.
Sadness is… Waiting for a text from someone who’s not gonna text you.
I have lowered all my expectations so much to the very point that almost all of the of them have been met!
People don’t fall in love anymore. They just find a temporary attachment who can entertain them.
You know, stupidity is not considered a crime so apparently, you are totally free to go.
I think I’m in a love triangle, I love myself, Myself loves me, Me loves I.
I hope that you never worry about how other people may think of you because they really do not do it often anyways.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
It seems that nowadays, so many people commit so many mistakes that they decided to name it: experience.
Slow reply makes me think that you are talking to someone more important than me.
I can almost resist everything, I just kind of fail at resisting temptation.
Ladies! Stop wasting your time looking for Mr. right just find the Mr. left and drag that idiot to the right.
The blood type of a pessimist seems to always be B-negative.
Single? No, i am just in relationship with Freedom
It is so hard to beat boiled eggs in the morning so do not dare attempt it.
Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
They say that if you do not pay money to your exorcist, the chances of getting repossessed are way higher.
Do you think breakup hurts the most? No dear!! Seeing your mom upset kills you.
When two people with big ego meet, it is really an eye for an eye.
Dear Heart, Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood thats it.