[40+] Happy Mothers Day Quotes Funny from Son & Daughter

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Nothing is better than making your mom laugh/smile on the day that is dedicated to mothers. In 2018 mothers day will be celebrated on 13th May and all the children wish their mummy with happy mothers day quotes funny messages and greetings. When you will wish your mom, she will feel good and special. Her love and bonding for you will increase and make your relationship with her more strengthen. Mother is one of the classy person in every home and she shower all her love on kids and life partner, so hubby can also share mother’s day quotes from husband to let her know that she is perfect mummy.

Sweet Mother’s Day Quotes from Son & Daughter

13th May, 2018 on mother’s day, it is an opportunity for every kid to thank her mom for providing so much love and care. Give her a gift on the day that is dedicated to moms all around the world and pay gratitude for everything. 101Greetings.Com wish all the mums in the world a very happy mother’s day.

Happy Mothers Day Quotes Funny

[40+] Happy Mothers Day Quotes Funny from Son & Daughter

Here is the collection of funny quotes for mother’s day that you can share with your mom to make her smile:

  • My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
  • If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?
  • If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there is a man on base.
  • It is never easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.
  • The way I feel, if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, I’ve done my job.
  • Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children!
  • No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
  • I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.
  • There are over 6,000 human languages remaining in the world, and I can’t talk to my mom in any of them.
  • Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
  • I doubt if a charging elephant, or a rhino, is as determined or as hard to check as a socially ambitious mother.
  • Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.
  • I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
  • The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.

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Happy Mother’s Day Quotes for Friends Mom

  • I’ve been married 14 years and I have three kids. Obviously, I breed well in captivity. – Roseanne Barr.
  • Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. Funny Mothers Day Quotes
  • When my mom got really mad, she would say, ‘Your butt is my meat.’ 
Not a particularly attractive phrase. And I always wondered, ‘Now, what beverage goes with that?
  • My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate.
  • I will deprive you of s*x all night with my crying and then su*k on your wife’s tits in the morning.
  • I can’t believe how much like my mother I turned out. I feel sorry for my kids.
  • I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
  • There is no love sweeter than the love between a mother and child. Now I know my wife loves me, but I’m reasonably sure she doesn’t look at me the same way she looks at them. It’s kind of humbling because at some point you realize you’re just a date that worked out.
  • The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
  • Mothers are the only race of people that speak in the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.
  • My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
  • You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
  • There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
  • While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough.
  • Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
  • Delusions are often functional. A mother’s opinions about her children’s beauty, intelligence, goodness, etcetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.
  • Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
  • My early life was a series of fierce battles, from which my mother invariably emerged the victor.
  • When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.
  • Dear Mom, When you told me about getting pregnant with me, thanks for using the word “surprise” and not “accident.”
  • Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income.
  • I got spam from my mom saying she was in a Turkish jail and needed $3,000. The sad thing is, even if that were true I’m not sure I’d help.
  • When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.
  • It’s not over until the fat lady sings, but even after she sings, packs up and goes home, my mom will still be saying goodbye to me on the phone.
  • If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says ‘keep away from children.
  • Single mothers must make the toughest decisions every day. Decisions like “Which children’s toy is giving up its batteries for mommy?
  • I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can’t find me until after high school.
  • Labor is not as bad as it’s cracked up to be. Sure, it hurts like hell. But then it’s over. What you should really worry about are the next eighteen years—they’re painful in a much slower way, like peeling a huge adhesive bandage off your brain, cell by cell.

Above we have shared hilarious happy mothers day quotes funny wishes and greetings that a son or daughter can share with his mom.