[33+] Best Happy Mothers Day Funny Quotes and Sayings

• My lost things usually suddenly appear when my mother starts looking for them.
• Thanks for not bothering me if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandchildren before you die. Happy Mother’s Day!
• If you bungle raising your children, I don’t think whatever else you do well matters very much.
• Happy Mother’s Day to those women, who were intelligent enough to escape maternity.
• Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he’ll end up hating you. Happy Mother’s Day!
• If mother wants to attract her children attention, she needs to sit comfortable on the sofa.
• I remember I was a kid and the scariest words were “I’ll tell your mom”.
• Folk Wisdom says that nothing is really lost until Mother can’t find it. Happy Mothers Day
• A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. Happy Moms Day
• It happens that I open my mouth and my mother comes out. Happy Mother’s Day!
• I hope you won’t remember that my graduation means the end of my financial dependency. Happy Mother’s Day!

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• From tomorrow let’s get back to passively ignoring our mothers for the next 364 days.
• Let’s be grateful for our moms that they didn’t abort us.
• I couldn’t afford a present for my mother, so I made her some stretch marks.
• Sorry, your argument is wrong… I am your mother. Happy Moms Day
• At work, you think of the children you have left at home. At home, you think of the work you’ve left unfinished. Such a struggle is unleashed within yourself. Your heart is rent. Happy Mother’s Day!
• Dear mom, congratulations on being one year closer to the age when you start complaining about not having grandchildren.
• Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.Wish you happy mothers day lovely mom.
• As is the mother, so is her daughter.You are the best mummy in the world, happy mothers day!
• Happy Mother’s Day to the person who uses my voicemail like a podcast.
• I want to thank you for not leaving me on someone’s threshold. Happy Mother’s Day!
• Men are what their mothers made them, happy mothers day!
• Does it mean I have to buy two Mother’s Day gifts, if I have lesbian moms?
• Dear son, I hope you planned my Mother’s Day celebration more carefully than I did getting pregnant with you.
• Mom, you brought me into a world where love can be expressed online.
• Most mothers are instinctive philosophers. Happy Mother’s Day!
• I am really happy that we even don’t need to say out loud that I’m your favorite child.
• Thanks to all our mothers for their support in decisions they ever made for us.
• We never know the love of the parent until we become parents ourselves.
• I would like to apologize for making you a mother and messing our fun.
• The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.
• Only after some time you start understanding, that you are more dependent on mom now than when you were in utero.