[45+ BEST] Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends & Family 2019

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Bring a smile on your loved ones faces by sharing with them funny Christmas wishes for friends & family 2019. On this occasion, you can buy gifts for your dear ones to make them feel special. It is an event to celebrate with people close to your heart and make them laugh to double the enjoyment. Sharing funny Christmas text with everyone will not only make them smile but will also make their day great. This will help them to forget all the sorrows and lift their mood as well. There are people who are very special than all others, so Christmas greetings wording for them should also not be ordinary. Sending Merry Christmas to a special friend through Whatsapp or SMS will cherish his mood and make the moment special for him.

Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends & Family

Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends

Make Christmas 2019 memorable for all your loved and dear ones. Make them laugh and let them know how far you can go to bring a smile on their faces, so they remember it forever. So share the Merry Christmas best friend wishes, greetings, and quotes.

  • Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases.
  • There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
  • If you don’t know how to wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.
  • Dear Santa Claus, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body this Christmas.
  • First of December, is world aids day, I don’t think it will ever take off like Christmas.
  • Christmas reminder: don’t try to borrow money from elves; they are always a little short!
  • Santa Claus wears a Red suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair must be a pacifist.
  • There are at least three people wishing you on this Merry Christmas. These are Jesus, Santa and me! Merry Christmas
  • After Christmas sales fulfill a vital need. They give women something to do while men are watching bowl games. Merry Christmas
  • Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
  • Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.
  • The holiday season is the one time you get to experience all the excitement of rush hour traffic in the mall parking lot.
  • Wishing you the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year 2019.
  • The best Christmas of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another. Merry Christmas.
  • I know your family is dysfunctional. Still, Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year!
  • Anyone who tries to equate men to women then she has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas gift.
  • From home to home, heart to heart and from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas bring us closer to each other.
  • If you are not sure which gifts Daddy wrapped, they are the ones that look like they were delivered by a backbone.
  • Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
  • The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for twenty minutes.
  • A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm and we all go through it together.
  • Christmas is the festival of joy and happiness. We all need to relax and enjoy the Christmas with all over loved ones.
  • May your Christmas be like Santa- fat, cheerful and abundant!
  • I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.
  • Christmas is the holiday when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
  • If you mistakenly wrap a Christmas present in the paper that says “Happy Birthday” You can always write “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas
  • Once again we came to the Holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way by going to the mall of his choice.
  • I don’t mind cupcakes. They are the one thing during the holidays I am not tempted to eat.
  • Christmas would never have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew’s Birthday.
  • I wish you could put up some of the Christmas spirits in jars and open a jar of it every month.
  • Christmas is like the job: you do all the work but fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be Merry!
  • Rudolph has a red nose because he is drunk.
  • Never worry about the size of the Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. Wishing you Merry Christmas!
  • Christmas shopping for your parents is so easy. Just buy them clothes you wouldn’t get caught dead in. Merry Christmas
  • Sending Christmas cards is a perfect way to let your loved ones and friends know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.
  • I wish you a White Christmas but if your white wine runs out, drink the red one.
  • By mistake, I wrapped your Christmas present in a paper that says “Happy Birthday”. So I added wording “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas!
  • He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
  • The NSA has tapped everyone’s phone this Christmas including Santa Clause himself and it turns out Jesus is the only one who isn’t on the naughty list.
  • I hope your December 25th is amazing this year. If you have an awful day on December 27th, that’s ok. It is really just the 25th I care.
  • May the melody and spirit of the holidays fill your home with love and peace.
  • “It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.”
  • Count your blessings, sing your Christmas carols, open your gifts, and make a wish under the Christmas tree.
  • There are many gifts under the Christmas tree, but the best one is you!
  • May the lights of Christmas be your guide, and the Christmas carols fill you with cheer.
  • No matter how far we are, the warmth of Christmas will bring us closer together.