50+ Best New Year Funny Quotes for Friends 2018

New Year night is just 7 days away and you might be thinking of sending some unique greetings to your dear ones. Here, we suggest you to send best new year funny quotes to friends, this will not only bring a smile on his face but also make his day memorable. Beginning of year is a moment when you can forget the past and embrace the future. People like to celebrate new year at home, wish each other with new year greetings, send and receive gifts. In short, people like to spread love during this event.

Sending new year sayings to friends is an excellent idea. If the greetings are funny, it will help your friend to release stress, bring a smile on his face and will make his night remarkable. Humor is very important in our lives and fun on special occasion like Merry Christmas or new year doubles the fun. What’s better than starting a new year with a big smile on your face.

Best New Year Funny Quotes for Friends

Best New Year Funny Quotes for Friends

Here are some hilarious new year quotes that you can send to your friends, colleagues and cousins on NewYear:

  • New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. – MARK TWAIN
  • Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. – Bill Vaughn
  • Ignore worries, Avoid Tensions, Believe in you intentions, Have no fears and Love your Dears, throughout the year.
  • If’ you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
  • Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. – BROOKS ATKINSON
  • An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. – Bill Vaughn
  • This Year may I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly.
  • The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. – P. J. O’ROURKE
  • A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
  • I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year.
  • Dear 2018, make sure you don’t come up with temporary people.
  • Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution. – JAY LENO
  • It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets. – William Thomas
  • Old is gone and new is here, forget your sorrows and your tears
  • I can’t believe its been a year since you didn’t become a better person.
  • New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. – JAMES AGATE
  • The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. – W.H. Auden
  • Kick everyone’s ass this year except mine. Have a kickass new year.
  • I don’t have a new year’s resolution you don’t need that crap when you’re perfect.
  • Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle. – ERIC ZORN
  • Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that. – Judith Crist
  • A new year is like a blank book. The pen is in your hands. It is your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself.
  • An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. – BILL VAUGHAN
  • I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. – Robert Paul
  • New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday. – CHARLES LAMB
  • Be at war with your vices; at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man. – Benjamin Franklin
  • From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. – LEONARD BERNSTEIN
  • Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. – OSCAR WILDE
  • Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty. – John Selden
  • Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. – Oprah Winfrey

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